Hammers and Floodlights!
Hammers and floodlights!
For folks who do alot of driving, havn't you noticed? Over the course of the last few years, people have been opperating their vehicals with increasingly poorer driving skills as the years go on? I have! Because of this, I have come up with a clever way, to keep these idiotic motorists in check. It all revolves around hammers, and floodlights! My solution, in order to grab the attention of these poor drivers, keep a box of hammers in the passenger seat. For, when someone gets out of line and say... makes a four lane change at seventy miles an hour just to get to an exit that's a mere hundred feet away, just toss one of those hammers right at their windsheild! This will have a two pronged effect on their driving. 1. It will get them off the road, and out of your way in a
fucking hurry! 2. After they crawl from their flaming wreck of an accident, they'll reflect on their actions, and say to themselves "Man, my driving is so bad, people are throwing hammers at me." Thus learning an important lesson.
The second part of my solution requires your vehical to be outfitted with high intensity floodlights, pointed at the traffic behind you. Now for this to work, don't get the pussy looking 200 Watt kind. I'm talking about movie studio floodlights. You know, the type of lights that turn night into day! Now that
your vehical is outfitted with these retina burning lightbulbs, whenever you get
one of those assholes, who just feels the need to highbeam you, "because your going to slow". Just flip that floodlight switch mounted on your dashboard, and blind the fucker for a minute and a half! Worst case scenario: they go blind and trade off their big ass SUV for a seeing eye dog. They can take the fucking bus for all I care! Over zealous light flickering mother fuckers! Like all of the sudden, just because some guy is riding my ass on the highway, flicking his
fucking highbeams at me, i'm suppossed to get out of his way? "Oh, he's in a rush, he's flicking his highbeams at me! Oops, better get out of his way!" fuck that! I swerve back and forth recklessly, with my brake lights on constantly, making damn sure he cant get around me. Or better yet, I find two other people in a three lane road, that are driving just as slow as I am, on either side, and
I go the same speed their going so no one can get around me, ever! Let them sit
and rot in traffic for all I care, and fucking die! Take the bus!, prick!
For folks who do alot of driving, havn't you noticed? Over the course of the last few years, people have been opperating their vehicals with increasingly poorer driving skills as the years go on? I have! Because of this, I have come up with a clever way, to keep these idiotic motorists in check. It all revolves around hammers, and floodlights! My solution, in order to grab the attention of these poor drivers, keep a box of hammers in the passenger seat. For, when someone gets out of line and say... makes a four lane change at seventy miles an hour just to get to an exit that's a mere hundred feet away, just toss one of those hammers right at their windsheild! This will have a two pronged effect on their driving. 1. It will get them off the road, and out of your way in a
fucking hurry! 2. After they crawl from their flaming wreck of an accident, they'll reflect on their actions, and say to themselves "Man, my driving is so bad, people are throwing hammers at me." Thus learning an important lesson.
The second part of my solution requires your vehical to be outfitted with high intensity floodlights, pointed at the traffic behind you. Now for this to work, don't get the pussy looking 200 Watt kind. I'm talking about movie studio floodlights. You know, the type of lights that turn night into day! Now that
your vehical is outfitted with these retina burning lightbulbs, whenever you get
one of those assholes, who just feels the need to highbeam you, "because your going to slow". Just flip that floodlight switch mounted on your dashboard, and blind the fucker for a minute and a half! Worst case scenario: they go blind and trade off their big ass SUV for a seeing eye dog. They can take the fucking bus for all I care! Over zealous light flickering mother fuckers! Like all of the sudden, just because some guy is riding my ass on the highway, flicking his
fucking highbeams at me, i'm suppossed to get out of his way? "Oh, he's in a rush, he's flicking his highbeams at me! Oops, better get out of his way!" fuck that! I swerve back and forth recklessly, with my brake lights on constantly, making damn sure he cant get around me. Or better yet, I find two other people in a three lane road, that are driving just as slow as I am, on either side, and
I go the same speed their going so no one can get around me, ever! Let them sit
and rot in traffic for all I care, and fucking die! Take the bus!, prick!
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hi all ^^ hi all ^^ hi all ^^Posted 05-10-2008 at 03:05 AM by proTecT
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lol ur all about gettin bad drivers off the road xD
Posted 05-10-2008 at 11:09 AM by hotboy -
of course... stupid drivers...Posted 05-11-2008 at 08:44 AM by LightYagami -
Hahahahah niceeeee I enjoyed readin this it was funny lololPosted 05-13-2008 at 04:39 PM by lifestyles -
Rolfmao!!! Stupid Drivers Lol.Posted 05-28-2008 at 04:46 PM by Locoxx
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