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Old 07-23-2007, 10:09 PM
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Lie Clocks

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly

Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"


St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock
move."


"Oh", said the man. "Whose clock is that?"


"That's Mother Teresa's", replied St. Peter. "The
hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."


"Incredible", said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"


St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two
lies in his entire life."


"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.


"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."



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Old 07-23-2007, 11:26 PM
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ohh lol continuous nonstop lies from george bush ftw
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:02 AM
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even if i dont hate bush like many people do, it was still a funny joke

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great joke lol veeeeery great!!!

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Old 07-24-2007, 04:04 PM
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^^^ Is a spammer. A veeeeeeeeery great spammer. Oh and, nice joke btw Made me LOL
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Old 07-25-2007, 07:38 AM
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Heard this one before. It's a great "Bush-hater" joke

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Old 07-25-2007, 07:32 PM
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heard this joke like two yrs ago? quite old but yet funny xD


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Old 07-26-2007, 11:31 AM
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Haha i never heard it its funking funny

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iamsars, you just made my day That was the funniest joke i heard in a while!


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