stabbish

A Christian was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that God had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear....

After 3 days without checking my adsense, I was like hey! Let me check how much I've earned then whamo!